5. Losing My Things

Ok, so you’ve finally got it all in place, the TV is set up, and you ache too much to move anything else. Time to sit back and cleave through some fools in No More Heroes. …wait… where’s the Wii? Where’s the GAME? REMOTE?! … none of it is even plugged in or charged anyway, might was well pass out on the floor again.

4. Something Always Breaks

Woohoo! Three boxes to go! Let’s just set down this blender for a seco- dang it all. Get the broom. And a new blender.

3. Setting It All Up Again

Ok…When did I get FOUR BOXES OF CORDS FOR WHICH I HAVE NO DEVICES?!?! Also, when can I have my internet back?!?!

2. Giving Out New Directions and Addresses to EVERYONE

No… it’s left STRAIGHT right straight left four blocks straight straight… yknow what? Forget it. Order a pizza, be there in half an hour.

1. It’s Rarely Permanent

Time for a dorm! I have to go home for winter? Okay… Back…? Crap, I have to move out for SUMMER now… dorms suck, apartment time! …roommates suck, new apartment! …roommates swap around, new apartment! …I’m going to graduate soon… time to shop for a house.

…Then a retirement home.

…Then a grave.

They’ll probobly relocate the cemetary twice too, just to spite me.