Top 5 Signs Obi-Wan Was Becoming Senile
25 09 20095. Obi-Wan forgot how the Force worked.
Now, Old Ben Kenobi is all about the Midi-chlorians in episode 1, but by episode 4, he basically says screw the count, it binds us, penetrates us, you just need to feel it, Luke! I understand desperation, but seriously? Not even telling a kid how it works? Even Han thinks its a religion! Decide, old Ben, is it faith or bacteria that drives your magic?!
4. Obi-Wan forgot R2-D2 and C-3pO.
I know they’re only droids and all, but seriously… ‘I don’t remember ever owning an R2 droid’? R2 REMEMBERS AND HE HAD HIS MEMORY BANKS WIPED!!! I mean, C3 only helped you CART AMIDALA AWAY, DELIVER TWO KIDS AND TRANSPORT THEM TO SAFETY, no biggie.
It’s been brought to my attention that they made an exception and only wiped 3Po’s memory for some reason. Even still, Obi Wan should remember.
3. Obi-Wan forgot who trained him.
I know ol’ Qui-Gon died and all, but seriously… sending Luke to ‘the jedi who trained you’? Not ‘a Jedi elder’ or ‘an esteemed jedi knight’? Too bad Qui remained Gon, if he had had a shimmery ghost like the other Jedi, I’m sure he’d get ticked off too.
2. Obi-Wan forgot Leia was born.
‘He was our last hope.’ Said good old dead Ben Kenobi, to which Yoda responds, ‘No, there is another.’ Did you forget?! You DELIVERED HER. You MET her again, name unchanged… how did it never COME UP?! Heck, she even sent you a message via R2- oh, right, you forgot him too. Jerk.
1. Obi-Wan forgot to age properly.
Ok… so somehow, Luke gets to his late teens, early twenties, and Ben goes from 35-40 to 75??? Ok, lemme do some math here… carry the two… I give up. The new trilogy sucks.
LOL, oh prequels