Alright, this week, we’re gunna make people choose serious sides… let there be Snake Versus Batman!
Ok, so here’s the stipulations.
Batman is the one from Arkham Asylum. Solid Snake has his gear from Smash Bros. Brawl. No batjet, no final smash helicopter.
The Deus Ex Machina brand corporate arctic warehouse. Surrounded by guards, both competitors find themselves on the shore, needing one thing: a Deus Ex Machina brand Entry Keycard. Now, the guards have them, and they only need one. However, they cannot move to the other side of the complex to simply follow their competitor into the complex.
In short, they both need to get a key and gain entrance to the complex, where Liquid Joker and Harley Ocelot have taken Big Gordon hostage.
Anyway, once inside, a video will instruct them that another person is coming, and that Big Gordon will be shot if one of them isn’t unconscious in one hour.
So, the person you think would break in fastest gets prep time. How long? Until the other breaks in as well.
Then, given the arsenals I’ve listed, who will win? It’s up to you!
Most creative reasoning in the comments gets 2 votes instead of one!!!
Hello again, goblinites. It is time for me to further my rants and hopefully your taste in all things related to movies and cinema. I am on some really wicked pain meds and I am suffering from a nasty hit to the skull, so forgive me if I wander a bit.
I would like us to look at No Country For Old Men. This tale takes place in Texas in the 1980’s. Josh Brolin gets his hands on some Mexican drug cartel money and is then hunted by an assassin that film has never touched on before. This killer played by Javier Bardem is an amazing performance. I have never felt cold, indifference from a killer ever. Jason, Freddy and even Michael Myers can all line up around the block to worship Anton Chigurh.
I am a huge fan of raving nut-job sociopaths, but Anton is their lord and master. The Coen Bros. have given us such films like Fargo and Raising Arizona. Both were complete with a lunatic antagonist. Where No Country is awesome is the fact that the worst/best of any homicidal manic that has ever been portrayed live or dead or non-existent is the character Anton.
What I love most about this guy, besides I salivate while watching him, is the fact he has morals and a code, albeit a strange method but it works and he reminds his victims of this regularly. How narcissistic can you get? Aside from The Joker, I miss you Heath Ledger, there is no villain in the world that I love more. Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn only top my list because of my lust for hot—- female badasses.
I rate Anton higher only because he is a realistic villain. This guy could and probably does exist. Instead of a movie review I want to dedicate this to the best villains ever. Javier please let me be your woman. This performance should be the highest rated of all. Hannibal Lector was good, sorry great, but Javier broke the barriers on disturbing.
I need to mention that Tommy Lee Jones and Woody Harrelson were also in this film but there really wasn’t a need to say anything it until now. This was a lackluster and trademarked performance by both of these two. They are stellar actors and deserve respect but this is not about them.
This is Matt and I am out. Thanks for another disturbing version of Sunday Matt-inee.
Now, I love me some Batman, and this game was good, to a point, but holy snapdragons, Batman, did this game ever have glitches.
The game, while amazing at free-flow combat and stealth for non-stealth gamers like myself, followed the feel of Batman to the letter and left me yelling ‘I am the freakin’ NIGHT!’ all over the place as I stomped the nuts off inmates, crazies and the occasional terrible boss.
Now, you should play it, but go ahead and get a stuffed animal to pound mercilessly every time a boss shows up, because those fights SUCK. Still, play the game. It’s fun. Mostly.
Now, on to the glitches. Spoilers in Joker Hair Green.
There were various places where I would glide and get stuck in a slow motion, never-ending fall motion that I would have to adjust out of to land on the platform, no biggie there.
1. Well, while fighting Killer Croc (ask anyone, worst fight ever) you find yourself on a series of crappy, breakable platforms that Croc can break through easily and end you. Luckily, if you move slowly and quietly, he won’t know where you are… or so they say. I had died a few times and was using the Line Launcher, a zip-line device to coast easily down the halls silently, as it didn’t make any noise or create vibrations. The scanner said I was fine, that I wasn’t even MOVING, when bam, a pre-scripted Croc attack happened, and he popped up INTO my face. Not even a chance to save myself. Tried it again, just to make sure. It was indeed pre-scripted.
2. Next, during the second fight against Scarecrow, you’re supposed to remain hidden, under penalty of instant death, should he spot you. However, as his all-seeing gaze swept towards me, I did an evasion jump and he missed me entirely. However, the game then froze, as I blew got to an area without dropping crates to hide behind. Guess the game freaked out.
3. I killed one henchman, he landed on a display in the mansion, with his back flat on top of the display and his feet still on the floor. His body made a perfect 90 degree angle at the small of his back and detective vision still said he was ‘unconscious.’ Riiiiiight, Batsy.
4. I exited the mansion only to discover a guard strung up by his ankle. Being compassionate, I literally said ‘I can’t leave him strung up like this, it’s disgraceful to the dead.’ I then threw a batarang and cut him down, only for him to fall onto his neck, his body hunched over so he ended up kneeling with his face shoved into his groin. I tried to knock him over, but nothing would move him. I felt terrible.
And while no one else has recorded their glitch vie youtube, I did find one lol worthy glitch here.
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