Midweek Mashup: Dethklok VS. Detroit Metal City
9 10 2009
That’s right. This week, we come to you with an old fashioned, hard fightin’ rock off.
If you don’t know these two bands, head to youtube and watch one episode each. Doesn’t matter which one, and their both only fifteen minutes or so.
Now, the rules are as follows:
Bands compete on opposing stages, rocking as hard as humanly possible. The fans are between the stages, so the front line fan convergence zone is the ultimate mosh pit. Now, both bands have excessively brutal fans, and both bands start off with 1000 fans at the show, due to needlessly limited tickets thanks to a screw-up at the Deus Ex Machina Brand Ticket Queue.
The fans will DEFINITELY start to brawl and kill, dismember, probably even eat one another eventually. DMC and Dethklok are just that metal. Question is, who will have the last fan standing? After one sides fans are cleared out, the band without fans can join the melee. If that band finishes the rest of the fans, then the bands square off head-to-head.
Now, both DMC and Deathklok have a tendancy for accidental overwhelming awesomeness, but whose luck will win the day?
MOST CREATIVE COMMENT VOTE WINS A THIRD VOTE AND RECOGNITION BY GLITCHY GOBLIN.
Well? Get to it!
Dethklok rules because they are true to their core metal. They don’t want to be something else. They are who they are.
I can’t think of anything nice to say.
GO to DMC! Krauser is the Demon King, and he will feast upon the souls of the weak. Their fans alone would rape and destroy anyone who dares speak blasphemy against DMC. Just this post alone has the potential to summon the Mighty Krauser from the bowels of Hell to rape us all. Though Negishi may have a crisis of conscience he always comes back to who he truly is, Johannes Krauser II the Demon King!