G l i t c h y G o b l i n !

Alright, this week, we’re gunna make people choose serious sides… let there be Snake Versus Batman!

Ok, so here’s the stipulations.

Batman is the one from Arkham Asylum. Solid Snake has his gear from Smash Bros. Brawl. No batjet, no final smash helicopter.

The Deus Ex Machina brand corporate arctic warehouse. Surrounded by guards, both competitors find themselves on the shore, needing one thing: a Deus Ex Machina brand Entry Keycard. Now, the guards have them, and they only need one. However, they cannot move to the other side of the complex to simply follow their competitor into the complex.

In short, they both need to get a key and gain entrance to the complex, where Liquid Joker and Harley Ocelot have taken Big Gordon hostage.

Anyway, once inside, a video will instruct them that another person is coming, and that Big Gordon will be shot if one of them isn’t unconscious in one hour.

So, the person you think would break in fastest gets prep time. How long? Until the other breaks in as well.

Then, given the arsenals I’ve listed, who will win? It’s up to you!

Most creative reasoning in the comments gets 2 votes instead of one!!!