G l i t c h y G o b l i n !

So, for those of you who missed this breaking news, Mac released a new product today. It’s called the iPad, and it’s a laptop encased solely in a giant touch screen monitor.

Pictured here: The iPhone+, Never lose it again!

So… it’s a laptop… with no protection for the screen. Brilliant. Two weeks from now, we’ll have 50 dollar broken iPads all over ebay.

You can draw, that’s nifty… I can’t imagine it’d be comfortable unless you had a table and a stand… Other than that, it’s just another step towards ‘why do I need that?’ brought to you by Apple.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

Pictured: so THAT'S why I need one!

Holy cow… while this product isn’t anywhere NEAR practical… we can use it for Dungeons and Dragons. Well, not that guy in prison, but for the rest of us, AWESOME! My fire effect with have a FIRE graphic! It’s like SUPER CHESS!

Pictured Here: Check and mate. Now let's get the pawns back from the log flume.

Now… if you want to order one, go here, Now, for the rest of us, let’s roll up some characters. Dibs on Dragonborn Fighter!