G l i t c h y G o b l i n !

For those of you who don’t remember Prey, it was a phenomenal Sci Fi FPS about a Native American man named Tommy Tawodi, who wants to take his girlfriend and leave their reservation and make a new life, just the two of them.

Now, at the games opening, two bar jerks are harassing your girl, you can check out a full working juke box, watch some muted TV clips, and play some video games, including a Pac Man knock-off, slots, and poker.

I was playing on Xbox 360, and my friend wanted me to try for the achievement, which was awarded for winning $200 in poker.

You’re supposed to play for ten minutes, get the achievement, and then club some jerks to death, get abducted by aliens, listen to Blue Oyster Cult, yadda yadda…

I played video poker for three hours, and racked up multiple million dollars while my friend got angrier and angrier. We even took pictures, but later in the game, there is a broken machine that always lets you win, making my pictures less believable.

Lame. Until next this week. -GG