Wow, SF4…. just wow.

Enjoy, ingrates. :)

He’s got the songs for sale on itunes, go forth and give him the credit he’s earned.

Just a video I thought you guys would enjoy, about the Tenth Doctor. Haven’t seen the Eleventh yet, but I hear mixed things. Leave me comment if you’ve got an opinion on our new Doctor.

To top it off, it got me thinking about English phrases that must make very little sense to foreigners. If you saw something on TV and a man puts a gun to his foe’s head and says ‘It’s curtains for you, pal.’ Then we get it. Boom, Headshot! Lols and teabagging from the winning player, probably accompanied by a ‘your mom’ joke over the headset.

But, to foreigners translating that episode of CSI, they must be scratching their heads. Granted, plenty of people will still get it (and its connotations with the end of a performance on stage), but others must sit and wonder why the cloth coverings for windows equate to murder, especially if they have different words in their language for window curtains and stage curtains.

I just can’t stop imagining a Japanese High  Schooler who just finished torrenting CSI Miami. A lady in a textile mill got murdered, falling into the drape press. The main guy simply says “Looks like it’s curtains…” glasses go on here, “for her.”

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

And the poor Japanese kid is sitting there, blinking, wondering why those happy window coverings mean a crying former husband at the funeral and a criminal investigation.

FOTL will be here tomorrow, as will the Glitch of the Week. Until then, -GG.

Thankfully, we’re nearly two months into this glee-less terror, and it’ll be over soon. Until then, here’s a new song sung by our favorite misfits.

Yep, you read correctly. Johnny Yong Bosch is going to be in the next Saw film, obviously titled Saw VII, but possibly also calld Saw 3-freakin’-D.

Bosch, whom I’ve met at anime cons for the signing of everything Trigun I own as well as a Power Rangers VHS and to (admittedly creepily) ask him to record my voice mail message, has been in quite a few of this nerd’s favorite things. He was my favorite Ninja Ranger because I loved the Frog Zord, and because White Ranger was never as cool as Green Ranger. Sorry Tommy. Good luck in Mixed Martial Arts! He’s kicking serious tail, btw. Not to divert, but here’s the vid, which I saw on nerd news blog Topless Robot.

Holy crap, Jason, way to earn Tommy’s whopping four Ranger helmets, plus that shiny doctorate he got in the later seasons.

Back on topic, Bosch is also the voice of Vash the Stampede, from Trigun, as well as dozens of other anime, but Trigun is my favorite.

He’s also been in TONS of games and a few movies. His IMDB is worth a look.

It’s there that I saw, thanks to my good buddy Niko, that he is going to be in the next Saw movie.

Holy crap, I think the heroes of my childhood are clashing with the villains of my adulthood.

Jigsaw is going to kill my favorite voice actor, and second favorite power ranger… in 3D.

I think I need to pray. -GG

For the love of God, and all that is Holy...

And that’s just the GAMES. Let’s not gent into Sonic X, which was the biggest freaking fail since Sonic took the fail train into fail village and shacked up with princess fail at the fail hotel. Even the comics have gone to crap, not to mention Sonic Underground… ugh… I need to go puke…

I know, Jack, that’s how I felt when I played Sonic Heroes, too.

That being said, yesterday we got wind that Project Needlemouse is now, officially, Sonic the Hedgehog 4. It will be a downloadable game that comes in installments, like the Half Life Episode games. It’ll be released on Wii, PS3, and 360, as well as a ‘secret 4th system’ rumored to be the Ipod touch and the Iphone, which aren’t gaming consoles, you morons.

The plot, btw, is following the original, taking place just after the rescue of angel island and the destruction of the Death Egg.

The first chapter is now slated for later this year, expect spontaneous updates from me here, or you can go to more official sources, like SEGA or Wikipedia. -GG

There were a few missing, for me. Like Dante’s “I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT!!!” Even still, quite entertaining.

If you somehow missed the funbus, get your ticket to ride over at SEGA’s blog.

So far, we know ONLY SONIC is playable. Thank you, merciful rainbow Obama Jesus. Will the others appear? Who knows, but if I had anything so say about it, most would die in terrible fires. Why? Here’s a bulleted list.

• Sonic, he can really move (but not in 3D)
• Sonic, he’s got an attitude (in the comics and pre 2000)
• Sonic, he’s the fastest thing ali-ee-ive (but not when next to ANY OTHER CHARACTER BECAUSE THEIR ALL THE SAME SPEED NOW.)

Here, I’ll even give you the Needlemouse teaser.

Sweet, huh?

Well, today we get the full details, like come new concept art and the true title. Brace for fail, pray for Sonic the Hedgehog 4, only on the Sega Genesis.

In honor of the next probably terrible game’s birth, I bring you a look back at better times, just funkily remixed.

I’ll hit you guys up later with details. Until then, -GG.

via No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle Video Game, Bizarre Jelly Cutscene | Game Trailers & Videos | GameTrailers.com.

Thanks also to FredEx919.